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There is one exception though: when it's funny sexting. Nothing turns me on more than laughing.

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Dirty Mind Gone Blank? This is why STEM education is important, folks! Oh, so they say they like a girl who has a dark side?

Hold my beer. Show Them What A Sex Monster You Are If they say they want a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets, let them know you definitely can go beast mode in the boudoir. But like, a literal beast. Of the sea I'm talking about a kraken.

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Yeah, unleash the beast. Not Sure What To Say? All that water. Mmmhmmm, It's like a faucet.

Well then, how about borrowing some language from their favorite fandom? Blow their minds and their pants off with some sweet obscure and dirty jokes about their favorite movie.

Hey, they asked for it, right? Ask for direction and give them what they want, literally. Are you as turned limes as I am right now? Yes folks.

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I read this article about anal today, and it got me thinking. I had such a good dream about you last night. I thought of something I want to do to you tonight.

I just got out of the shower. Sext Type 5: Past Memories I miss feeling you inside of me.

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Remember that time we did [fill in the blank]? I want you to do exactly what you did last time we [fill in the blank]. Sext Type 6: Compliments You always feel so good inside of me.

I love staring at your [fill in the blank]. You make me so wet. I love the way you make me feel.

The anticipation is killing me. What else will you do to me?

What are you wearing right now? Tell me more.

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I love when you talk like that. Your messages have me so distracted.

Incorporate any inside jokes or personal memories that the two of you have. One of the easiest ways to start dirty talking is to simply rehash one of your favorite sexual memories of the two of you together, to start anyway.

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Adjust your level of explicitness. Sometimes being less explicit can actually be more of a tease. Happy sexting! Studies referenced: Drouin, M.